Definition

A small portion of text that explains the meaning of a word, like the one you are reading right now.

Barney: Hey whats the definition of definition?
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.

by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025

Definition

What this is, the noun of "define"

Bob: I made a definition on urban dictionary!

Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.

Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!

by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023

Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022

Anti-Definition

When the definition of a word describes the people who use the word, rather than what the word is. Usually used when someone is extremely angry at being called said word.

Anti-Definitions commonly start with "A term used by," "A word used by," ETC

Extremely angry Urban Dictionary poster who got called a loser a few minutes ago: "Loser: A term used by terminally online and friendless people who SUCK!"

Normal, well-adjusted person looking for the actual word: "I came here to look for what the word means, not an Anti-Definition."

by Stinkton October 24, 2023

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

a definition

it said add "a definition"

a definition

by FirstLetter72 October 22, 2025

Definition

A word which confuses cookers more than it logically should

We need to look at the word ‘definition’ and figure out what it’s real definition is

by Sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1431 June 1, 2022