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The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
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Curry

Curry is a popular sauce in Asian dishes, its a fish paste with chili and other spices added.

Curry has a strong smell, which if you cook with curry, the smell with remain on your hands even after you wash them.

Curry is most popular with Thai dishes. Though other Asian countries use Curry as well. The smell may not be that pleasent to some people, and its quite strong. But cooked in a meal, such as Golden Curry Crab, with sliced onions. Its a great meal if you like sweet heat.

Curry in english terms is generally called fish paste, which has links to Ketchup.

The anciant Chinese used a condiment from fish paste, which the English in old Europe made a condiment from tomato paste, more pleasing to old English mouths than the Chinese version, the Chinese name was similar to Ketchup, and why Ketchup is the popular condiment name used on everything from burgers to ziggly fries.

The link to fish paste is only one theory out of several however as to how Ketchup in its modern name surfaced. The Chinese theory is from kôe-chiap, a product from fish paste.

The first English referances to the word were in the late 1600's referring to an Indian sauce.

After Heinz, Ketchup is the common condiment used on everything from burgers to ziggly fries.
Curry might have a strong smell to it, but if you like spice and like seafood, its very good.

Person1 at work lunchroom: Wow, that Asian person just heated up something that smells horrible! I pity that microwave!!
Person2 at work lunchroom: Its Curry, and its actually quite good, if you stopped eating pizza and fries from the work cafe every day, you would not have such a huge butt you burger butt.
by forwardbias June 15, 2009
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curlyskata

curlyskata is a gorgeous girl who makes edit abt gorgeous people! GO FOLLOW HER ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW PLS
person1: have you seen curlyskata her edits?
person2: no
everyone: i hope both sides of you pillow are warm tonight.
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currybuster

A night out that involves going out for a curry followed by the latest blockbuster movie
"What shall we do tonight?"
"Dunno, maybe go out for a currybuster?"
by Douglas Fir June 7, 2009
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curryapple

a very sexy guy that love curry and apples.
"hey hows it going curryapple"
by curryapple November 19, 2011
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Curry Bug

The morning after you've had a dodgy curry at an Indian restaurant - Meaning you've got 'the runs' and have to go to the toilet every 2 minutes, and at the end of the day your bum hole is red and sore
That spicey lamb curry last night has repeated on me - I've had the curry bug all day today!
by Gotthe Runs January 24, 2012
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curls4gurls

a charity to provide the female population with prime bicep peepin.
Omigosh! becky! they are doing curls4gurls on the quad, im gonna fucking faint!!!!

Me and my bro were strollin at the mall, you know straight creep mode; and we see this pack of fly bitchez so we hit a pose and donate some curls4gurls.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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