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closet hoe

a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
omg look a that closet hoe walking like she got a dick in her booty
by cece_watson January 11, 2015
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Comet

When a person passes a Kidney stone when they are about to let loose into their partner.
"Dude, I was just about the jizz inside her vajayjay when I launched a comet!"
by DeLoreankid January 19, 2010
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Closet Homophobe

1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.

2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)

Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?

Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!

Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.

2.)

Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!

Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz August 9, 2012
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Comet

A person you're really close with for a really short time.
"Girls like her come and go,
all i know is she's a (wha?).
Doesn't really bother me though,
just looking for a good time, you know?"

She was my summer comet.
by recycleair September 14, 2005
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mexican corset

used by mexican mujeres to tighten up cooter + pushup hooters!
fine latina put on her mexican corset. her lower set of brown eyes almost pop out lower set of lips so tight. I got so hot used mexican bedpan to take a piss..
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
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Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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