a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
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1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz August 9, 2012
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all i know is she's a (wha?).
Doesn't really bother me though,
just looking for a good time, you know?"
She was my summer comet.
all i know is she's a (wha?).
Doesn't really bother me though,
just looking for a good time, you know?"
She was my summer comet.
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by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
Get the mexican corset mug.1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
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My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
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