corn on the cob

1 corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2 racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair

1 - mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 - hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob

by letsgetitcrackinB December 1, 2003

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

Crotch corn

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.

"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "

by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

by jmcycle August 31, 2017

Corn Guzzler

A person who guzzles corn.

Person 1: Holy shit. She's a corn guzzler.
Person 2: Yeah. I've seen her eat 7 ears of corn today.

by bestieboos810 April 24, 2011