QVC Crack Head

A person who spends all their money ordering shit on QVC and then returning it.

I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a thousand dollars a month on crap from QVC but when she told me she returned all but $20 worth of stuff I knew she was a real QVC crack head.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

crumb crack

The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.

"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"

by becforreals May 7, 2010

cracka foo

A punk-ass Caucasian person,often a male,who is a fool.

Smereka acts like a cracka foo when he's drunk.

by Morman January 4, 2006

Crack Change

The spare forgotten change like nickels and dimes that is used in the purchase of crack cocaine.

You could also use the term to describe change(coin money) in general for mere comic relief.

Bum: "Spare some change?"
Business man: "I'm sorry I don't have any Crack change for you sir".

-"With all this crack change I could buy a sandwich!"

by Dev86 July 7, 2008

newest crack

Used to describe the newset hottest thing. Something everyone wants. Something addictive. Referencing crack cocaine.

Q:Yo did you sign up for myspace?
A:Yeah that shit is the newest crack.

by mattinho August 7, 2006

crack kills

the truth

better stick with pot

by pot smoker November 5, 2003

crack basket

Someone crazy or messed up, suggesting that they may be on crack or simply a basket case, hence crackbasket.

Go twitch somewhere else you crackbasket!

by littlebites May 18, 2005