He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.
by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020
Get the Coopermug. There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
Get the Coopermug. cooper is a pretty athletic person and typically what you would call a show off. Cooper tends to be a player until he finds someone he actually likes and cares for (very rare). Cooper has a few best friends and is a family guy. Definetly a dog person, seems like he would be one of those hockey boys. Thats all.
Cooper is a player
by Jannette Wilson March 13, 2023
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is a very sensitive, honest and understanding person. He won't push you into anything. He may have hard ways of saying it, and act very nervous, but he loves you. Once you lose him, it won't be easy to get him back, so if you have a Cooper in your life, DO NOT let him go!
"Look, Cooper is looking at you! He probably likes you!"
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
by calliejune2005 November 6, 2020
Get the Coopermug. A guy that is a Democrat on the surface, but could pass for a young George Bush, which tells you that political party doesn't mean a whole lot.
Democrat and Republican is two sides of the same corporate coin, gambling with everybody's life/soul. Roy Cooper is no different than any other politician.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
Get the Roy coopermug. Also known as booper bity or choppa city. A bunch of white, hispanic, and jewish kids who think they're hood. Everyone has their own lil cliques. Mainly "SackRunna" runs it which is Reza, Broward.nate, and Jordan. Or CUH which Nate is also an affiliate of including Sanchez, Wisler, Mayo, Omer, Seth, Greek and a bunch of other Goons.
by turtlegerbil March 17, 2024
Get the Cooper Citymug. Human Girl, but the instincts of a mountain goat. Eleanor Cooper Ohm will make a bad joke at any point in the day and it will land perfectly no matter what.
by cumjarbby February 22, 2023
Get the ELEANOR COOPER OHMmug.