choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.

Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!

by scodder October 9, 2012

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choadtelle

A troll of white supremacist patriarchy.

He could not sleep at night worrying about how he could explain how he was the expert on sexism because of choadtelle.

by lauraholt August 22, 2018

choadman

An American roadman (usually despised by both chavs and normal people)

Person 1- Theres a new guy in Jimmys form
Person 2- Yea? Whats he like?
Person 1- A right choadman

by lotsofzero April 9, 2022

chad valley

Anal passage.

Steve - "pulled a right old tart last night"

Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"

Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"

Gary - "lad"

by Jedifish July 12, 2015

chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.

Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.

by SCSmase June 10, 2016

Chad Ex Machina

A Chad Ex Machina is usually the protagonist of a narrative and is exactly what it sounds like A character whom is a chad that cannot die no matter the situation and defies all logic.

WOW! The man character of this movie has been shot at and has fought giant alien bastards twice his size yet he hasn't a scratch on him He is such a Chad Ex Machina.

by The Chad of the isle of man March 3, 2018