Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.
by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

(she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
by ACEFRMDOUGLASS September 13, 2022

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
by Zachschway June 9, 2018

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
by Garads July 9, 2024

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

by Internal Revolution August 25, 2015

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
