Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.

Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Carl Wilhelm

Better than you simpla just amazing

Carl Wilhelm has everything he is The king

by Ron sluta nuuu October 13, 2017

Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.

Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.

by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015

Big Hot Carl Energy

Confident enough to not let anyone know youve filled your pants. You either did it, or you did'nt.

Shannon couldnt make it in time to the toilet, lucky shes got that Big Hot Carl Energy.

by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019