Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Cares

short for "who cares"

p1: your parents could get mad if they find out!
p2: cares.

by ohokaynvm76 January 11, 2022

No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.

Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

dont care

someone who don't care orrrrrrr guys with no personality. or guys with the named James Jacob
Joseph Jackson
Jayden John
Jack Julian
Joshua Jaxon
Josiah Jonathan
Jeremiah Jordan
Jaxson Jose
Jace Jason
Jameson Justin
Juan Jayce
Jesus Jonah
Jude

dont care

by bigkdawg2069 April 7, 2022

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

No matter what is happening you will not be interested in what is being offered

Bro i don’t care if it’s raining dogs I’m not going

by Molly said it’s raining dogs April 14, 2022

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021