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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.
by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023
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Capitalicommunism

A combination ideology of capitalism and communism.
Definition 2: Communist capitalism.
Definition 3: Capitalist communism.
Definition 4: a large amount of capitalist people in a communist country (like China)
Guy 1: are u capitalicommunist?
Guy 2: no i dont have capitalicommunism
(us and The Soviet Union anthem plays at the same time)
by >:) thingy (:< December 2, 2023
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Capicola

Capicola - Capocollo aka Gabagool , made from the dry-cured muscle running from the neck to the 4th or 5th rib of the pork shoulder or neck. It is a whole-muscle , dry cured, typically sliced very thin. It is similar to the more widely known cured ham or prosciutto, because they are both pork-derived cold cuts used in similar dishes. It is not brined as ham typically is..

In layman's terms it's just a spicy Italian ham made

From the shoulder and lions of pigs .🐷

It goes great on a cold cut sub sandwich .
Tony soprano ate all the Capicola again.
by Blu_leef December 9, 2023
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Capitalism

A fucked up system of government where rich people gets to break the law, and some how the american government convinced us is the best system
Biden: "Our capitalism system will help us rise over the other countries"
Random: "No"
by nuyi March 4, 2024
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Capiservalism

A phenomenon observed in the realm of server popularity, wherein servers gain prominence solely due to their association with a popular theme, while more innovative or original servers remain relatively obscure or unnoticed.
Capiservalism highlights the tendency for servers to rise in popularity not necessarily due to their unique features or content, but rather due to their alignment with prevailing trends or themes within a particular community or demographic. This term underscores the disparity between servers based on thematic appeal versus those distinguished by their originality or creativity.
by Samucaq1234 April 14, 2024
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