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couch activities

couch activities are activities on a couch consisting of cuddling,sexy time, and or just chillin
me and skylar were doing couch activities last week
by j03huq November 9, 2022
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Fuck Couch

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
by FarOutWords November 22, 2010
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tj couch

Tj couch is a name for a boy. This typical person is a faggot.
Tj couch is a fag. He is a fag that dated lexi.
by tjcouch November 1, 2017
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'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.
by Fuckin Chad July 6, 2008
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Moving the couch

To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.
by Cojack55 December 28, 2014
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down payment couch

i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch
by Waynetrain53 May 16, 2018
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Fuck yo couch, nigga

by TonyChaos December 15, 2008
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