corn on the cob

1 corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2 racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair

1 - mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 - hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob

by letsgetitcrackinB December 01, 2003

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 21, 2010

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 13, 2019

Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

by Des Dino a May 26, 2019