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christophe 

a cute, strange, nice, kind and charming boy
christophe is so nice to me.
christophe by tiffanynguyen May 9, 2008

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
damn cristopher is so fine
cristopher by anonymous January 3, 2021

christopherosas 

A boy whose capapbilities are lacking on all degrees. This person will often say comments and laugh not realizing he is the only one laughing. This person will often have an extrememly and abnormally large grape or head. This person will often walk around boasting about his strength and physique but can only back it up with evidence of a non-muscular gut which protrudes greatly from his abdomen.

It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.

Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag
guy 1,"Is that a christopherosas in the bushes?"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"

"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"

guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"
christopherosas by D-RO_Jerabek December 22, 2010

Christophernoggin 

Christopher is a boy. He is something special.

He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.

Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.

He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Samantha:P. Christopher is awesome. love him.
Damn, that boy so Christophernoggin.

Christerpher 

a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!πŸ’š
β€œWow Christerpher is so nice!”
2- β€œ I know right!”

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book
In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Cristopher Columbus by teh cabose November 3, 2005