Carlo

He is a very dumb person but can be very funny at times. They are always super short and annoying.

Greg: Did you see Carlo today in class
Felix: Yeah, he was acting very dumb he yelled at the teacher

by ct_252027 November 16, 2023

Carlo

Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.

Hey look its a whale! Oh. wait its just Carlo.

by Little niggo January 16, 2024

Carlos Hernandez

Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.

Omg Carlos Hernandez is so hot

by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024

Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Carlos Kou

Sexy man

Did you see carlos kou? Yeah hes so sexy I want to go out with him.

by Impopster April 28, 2023

Carlos

A guy who has sex with a cat and a rat at the same time

Carlos stop raping your sister rape the dog instead

by Hehdjsksk May 1, 2023

Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023