Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
Get the Carlmug. 
A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. 1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.
2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
by Long Long Donkey Kong April 21, 2018
Get the Full Carlmug. A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
Get the carl alvessonmug. 
Get the Carl-Eliemug. by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025
Get the Cold Carlmug.