Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

by Gvln March 26, 2022

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.

"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"

by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

by Cream master December 1, 2021

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

cannon

to have sex/fuck someone

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.

by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025