Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 25, 2006

bum fuck

a place, containing no phones, street signs, or people with teeth, incredibly frightening to be lost in, especially at 2:30 in the morning

We got lost in bum fuck PA for 3 hours Friday night.
What did you do?

by lillyg October 2, 2005

cyber bum

A person who does not own a computer, and spends hours in libraries, computer stores and anyplace else they can find to use the internet.

I'm such a cyber bum, I've been here for two hours/

by Cyber Bum June 18, 2006

Bum Sasquatch

A sasquatch is a big hairy beast.
A bum sasquatch is one that lives up your bum.

Examples BUM SASQUATCHES: Bigfoot, The legendary Calum Mcloughlin.

by John Haines December 5, 2007

bum deal

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Bum bhosda

It is the superlative degree of bhosda.
Bhosda means the reproductive organ of a female i.e vagina.
When the vagina is fucked is so hard that it becomes 2 or triple of its size then it called BUM BHOSDA.
Note : The increase in size of vagina when fucked is a theoretical concept.

Maine saali randi to kal raat itna choda ki uski chut ka bum bhosda bana diya.

by hit98 July 25, 2011