holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 28, 2018

Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.

"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."

by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019

Yeet on my Beet

A slang that Spikewing once used and now she regrets it

yee haw parder.
YEET ON MY BEET boi

by Spikewing September 24, 2019

Yeeting a beetle

Throwing a beetle.

Man : What are you doing?
Kid : Yeeting a beetle.

by Yeet Eater Deluxe October 26, 2019

Got ze beets

When u play a good song

Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words November 3, 2020

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO

Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal and Lightning

"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO

Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal

"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021