When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
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A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.
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I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
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