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Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016
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Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.
I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.
by BowTy December 5, 2016
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university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.
Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast
by BillyP123 March 11, 2017
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berlin breakfast

a line of speed. As in amphetamine
after a long night of partying, jane really enjoyed her berlin breakfast.
by davebakerbake April 16, 2017
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Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017
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stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017
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Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.
by cfthirteen June 10, 2017
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