birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

golden square birthday

Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(

It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!

by zoop_zoop August 19, 2020

DIY Birthday Divorce

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.

Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole

by MooDank August 31, 2016

February 8th birthday

February 8th birthdays. For people who’s name start with b, d, a, and h. Born from 2000-2007 people born on this day are very evil.

“February 8th birthday? What year?” “2002” “oh no, see ya!”

by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

by sailorpax January 17, 2017

Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.

Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011