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bender

that guy is a total bender
by van_block January 27, 2012
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the bend

As in, "That shit is the bend".
"That shit is amazing".

As in, "That party was the motherf*&^%&@ bend!"
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Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending
Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.
Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"
by I'm Andy April 25, 2006
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bending dimes

A term to mean intercourse, or sex.

If you are bending someone's dimes, you are having sex with someone.

A bender is the person having sex.
1) I'm gonna bend that Hilary's dimes tonight.

2) Jess has never had her dimes bended!

3) She's been bending dimes a lot lately.
by afiufuiffaiffaF January 7, 2006
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Bender

Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.
Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD
by BenderBoy August 22, 2011
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