Fuck bed

Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.

“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”

by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019

bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

ru bed

An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.

"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"

by Rae Styles November 23, 2016

BED-HOPPING

SEXUAL AFFAIRS.

Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.

by Sebastian Chasse March 11, 2018

bed ridden

the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.

Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.

by madbrunette December 16, 2019

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

bed budge

The nudging or budging of erogenous zones while in a reclined position instigating an erotic or sexual moment.

"After hooking up with Megan we fell asleep and the next morning I woke up with a hard on so I bed budged her while we spooned and we ended up doing it again. After that we took a shower and fucked again. Awesome!"

by JelloShots Irene's Greenpoint September 7, 2013