Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

bed of roses

The act of laying down in a bed (usually a man) surrounded by females showing their prolapse.

He was invited to party the nasty way with a bunch of girls, and he laid down in a bed of roses.

by HardCoreBunny May 8, 2020

Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.

Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.

by Leviathong November 28, 2021

bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

ru bed

An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.

"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"

by Rae Styles November 23, 2016

BED-HOPPING

SEXUAL AFFAIRS.

Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.

by Sebastian Chasse March 11, 2018

bed ridden

the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.

Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.

by madbrunette December 16, 2019