A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
by JDN February 6, 2006
Get the beached whalemug. This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.
by Toolrulez March 21, 2009
Get the Pebble Beachmug. The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.
by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019
Get the Beach volleyballmug. Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020
Get the beach lizardmug. Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
by Lbnylover0 March 3, 2019
Get the Long Beachmug. A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.
Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.
This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011
Get the Beach Noobmug. Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.
by ThickToiletSeat666 May 3, 2018
Get the smithton beachmug.