Piss Basket

A piss basket is someone that is extremely annoying and tries to use insults in a british accent to sound funny. They will often utter random insults for the smallest things. They are called piss baskets because the way they speak is like dumping piss out of a basket

You see Martin over there? Hes a piss basket

by BuCkWhEaTeAtEr May 6, 2018

Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

Basket Case

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

Basket Case

by Death Menace August 10, 2023

Cringe basket

Someone very cringe or a group of people very cringe

Friend. I got an app called musicly and I already made 5

Me. U a cringe basket

by Jay 👌💯 February 14, 2017

Snatch Basket

An entitled person, particularly one who cannot accept no for an answer, and feels entitled to whatever they demand or ask of another person.

Person 1: "...she asked me for a ride to the store and when I said I can't, she said she was done with me and our friendship was over."
Person 2: " Wow, what a snatch basket!"

by Rain on the windows February 24, 2025

HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET

How one becomes a horny nigga

”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”

by Tato the glizzy December 14, 2020

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021