baseball boys

hottest boys out there... when you get one, keep him

baseball boys are one of a kind.

by rebecca sneac June 29, 2019

Based

The opposite of 'woke'

Dave is so based. Unlike Aaron, he doesn't form his opinions around what is considered most politically correct by others or according to how many perceived victims he seems to care about.

by Reckit January 13, 2021

Why So Basement?

A Austrain version of why you be so ghetto with a more sinister incest twist. Adopted by stephanie and cole as a term used to question a persons state of extreme anger, exasperation, the horn or any other emotions that may been present when fritzl is in a basement full of interrelated family members.

Stephanie = ranting - "omg i dont believe she did that im going to kill her........"

cole = cool and calm - "stephanie...why so basement?"

situation defused!

by fritzl five July 28, 2009

Base Rat

Defining the trashy women who hang around military bases looking for their next meal ticket. These worn out women usually have one or more children from different men, and only minimal education. They seek military men as a means to get insurance and a house for them and their offspring. They somehow convince poor soldiers to get married within a few months and shortly after they get pregnant with their kid, to ensure that their cash cow is forever attached to them. Most of these relationships end in either divorce or with the woman draining the soldier of all their assets and then leaving them for the next soldier.

hmm another poor soldier trapped by another base rat

by 4321rewq January 23, 2011

42nd base

(noun) intercourse in which both partners are doused in marijuana oil and able to simultaneously orgasm and get high by licking and inhaling the other's skin

At the sexaholics meeting, Miri said, "Zack and me were bored with the first 41 bases so we decided to try 42nd base. It was super hot."

by emamemamemaemema WHO! December 16, 2008

second base

In the standard system of baseball/sexual metaphor (see first base, second base, home run), fondling the breasts and/or buttocks of one's partner.

I would have reached second base if his parents hadn't walked in.

by Pink January 30, 2004

Basement hobbit

A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.

Example #1;

Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"

Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."

Example #2;

Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"

Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009