Eighth Base

Titties in your ass, if a woman puts her titties in your ass, you have been to eighth base.

I just went to eighth base with Jen.

by Bangdar June 4, 2007

3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.

"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."

by JediKnightBoB October 10, 2008

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

6200000000th base

having group sex with the entire world. Nearly impossible due to the fact that there are actually 6.2 billion people in the world and most of them are under the age of 12 or over the age of 75.

guy: i just got to 6200000000th base
guy's friend: so that's where i was last night

by loveanzoonun November 27, 2007

103rd base

The act of anally fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then ejaculating on the newborn. This woman does not have to be your wife.

Guy #1: Hey man, I got to 103rd base last night!

Guy #2: Nice man!

Guy #1: I know, right? I'm being sent to prison, but I have pictures if you want some!

Guy #2: They gave you jail time? Is there even legislation on that?

Guy #1: Pretty sure I'm just about to get to 104th base.

by Dancup November 8, 2009

3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.

Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."

by TSFfoLife December 29, 2010

California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.

Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.

by rejca May 5, 2009