baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

barting

when your dog is barking and a stinky fart slips out

Oh my god Chester! Stop Barting!!

by ImpossibleSmurf July 9, 2020

Barrington station campus

Physco rich white parents, with snobby white kids and the only not rich thing in that school are the teachers and not to mention the mexicans that crossed the border from carpentersville to barrington. half the lunch ladies are more attractive than the girls there. The girls hit on the principal more than the boys, and every other day lesbians make out in the bathrooms

At Barrington station campus where the tech lab teaches are gay for Eachother and Mrs Anderson shorter then Jacob

by Mrs ragers is fat January 7, 2022

Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.

Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.

by hanasong December 3, 2022

J-Bardin

When someone does something crazy.

Holy shit! He's pulling a J-Bardin, he's walking across the telephone wire!

by jackelcrabs July 1, 2009

succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011

Carole Baskin

The biggest bitch there is. She fed her husband to tigers after she killed him! Then she blamed Joe Exotic for stuff he didn't even do! The frickin CEO of Big Cat Rescue.

Joe: I'm gonna kill that fucking Carole Baskin!
Carole: Hey all you cool cats and kittens.

by _pseudonym_? April 11, 2020