ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

Balls Soup

When the temp is so high that your gooch produces so much sweat that pools around your balls, creating a balls broth if you will.

Nathan: Dude it's way hot up in this piece.
Nic; I've had enough of this noise let's bounce.
Jerome: Word, I've been sittin in balls soup for like an hour.
Nathan: nice.

by L-Keebsy July 2, 2008

bubblegum balls

When it is hot and a man's balls sweat so much that they stick to the insides of his legs as he walks.

Billy: I don't think I can run just yet. Let me adjust. I've got a nasty case of bubblegum balls.

Todd: Righty-Ho!

by Grant_X September 6, 2008

Straw Balls

Its a Slang word For Buddy.

The origin of this Term is unclear but seems or originate from Northern ireland.

On answering the door your Friend says Hi Straw balls how are you?

Whats up Straw ball etc.

by Ancientcoptic January 13, 2009

Ball Buzzes

Like a Fanny Flutter, but for a guy.

Guy: Lucy, you give me ball buzzes!
Girl: Isaac, you give me fanny flutters!

by turtlehead May 1, 2014

Doughy Balls

When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls

Did you see Brendan hit Damian's balls?

Yeah, and now he has doughy balls...

by Mumundeep October 11, 2011

Apricot Balls

When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.

"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"

by Yosemite Jackson October 23, 2012