Bagel rizz

Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.

Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

Erin Bagel

Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.

Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".

by Calex123 May 16, 2023

Bageling

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.

Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.

by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016