Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
by Sparkysrevenge4 December 27, 2023
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Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018
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Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole
by HotChuck April 06, 2021
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October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 07, 2021
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butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them
"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"
by wendex March 27, 2023
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Sake me in the butthole

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice (a Japanese Grandma), plus a shot of spiced rum.
I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.
by December 17, 2022
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fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours
Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!
by old number nintey nine December 11, 2023
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