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ALYSAS NICKNAME ASSWHOLES DONT WEAR IT OUT OR COPY IT YA UNDERSTAND
Damn, I wish i Was alysa. I love her name kinky bear
by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018
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tackling bears

is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.
1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.
by E-boski October 3, 2013
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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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Russian Bear

A person who has a non-standard fetish for weight gain and obesity (Examples include “belly play”, “stuffing” and “bloating”) - similar to feederism.

Russian bear FDE - A Russian Bear who likes to be fed for sexual pleasure
Russian bear FDR - A Russian Bear who likes to feed others for sexual pleasure
Dylan: Have you seen Kam recently? He’s been putting on weight like crazy, he might be a Russian Bear FDE
Max: Might be a possibility
by DK.15 January 19, 2022
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Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
by black cat bastard August 3, 2009
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hibernation bear

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.
Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.
by sly foxy December 20, 2016
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