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beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
by JDN February 6, 2006
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Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.
"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"
by Toolrulez March 21, 2009
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beach hopping

beach hopping is a group activity sport where 2 or more friends go to a location of a beach and start hopping around.
hey frank I challenge you to beach hopping

you are on bobby
by totallynotchelsea November 5, 2017
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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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Beach Noob

A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.
Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.

This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011
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smithton beach

Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.
Billy: “Hey lets go to Smithton Beach!”
Tyler:”Isn’t that where my cousin got married last summer?”
by ThickToiletSeat666 May 3, 2018
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Boom Beach

The game where u attack ppl till u r 70 lvl and u r sick at this game and u deleted and need a hour to reload ppl to attack for u
Boom Beach
Q: Hello did u play Boom beach?
A: Yes but it took 1 hours to reload 2 tanks this games dump I never play this again
by ppgpp109 March 18, 2021
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