Mike and Mary

Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.

Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.

by Landen17 December 30, 2014

mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

Mike Jr

Another nickname for Michael Jackson's large penis.

Mike Jr. Is really showing today

by MichaelJacksonBad88 March 3, 2019

Mike Piazza

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."

Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!

by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018

medium mike

A person named Mike that is sized neither large nor small, but approximately halfway between the two. Used as a slightly derogatory term as medium implies that this Mike lies in the statistical median of all Mike data.

That kid Keys is acting like a real Medium Mike lately. What a douche.

by ZAX Attack September 30, 2020

Micro Mike

A guy with a really short penis

Oh Tom, you're such a Micro Mike

by CrazeWay February 4, 2018

to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021