salty awkward turtle

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008

socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 20, 2019

awkward prof

a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.

Dr. Massman is an awkward prof

by massman3 March 2, 2009

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

The Awkward Rock

Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.

Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.

...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.

The Awkward Rock.

by Ry'Hara January 2, 2009

thats awkward

something you say to fill the silence and get everyone to speak again

"i have to pee"-michelle

"thats awkward"-derrick

"how?"-michelle

"it just is"-derrick

by awkkkk May 17, 2011

Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009