Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
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by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021
Get the Alaskan lightning dragon mug.An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
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by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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