Fork Union Military Academy

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).

Fork Union Military Academy sucks.

by joe blows hard January 27, 2013

new alliance academy

a school where the principle smokes crack and knocks down the therapists while playing soccer. where one of the therapists offers to hold your earings/nails in a fight. where the history/music teacher says that he hates you. where you will never meet a more awesome group of people.

i just started new alliance academy and its ahhmazing!

by woooooooootttt:) August 24, 2010

Webber Academy

School for the gifted, awesome Math and English teachers, and unnecessary anxiety when it comes to exams, assignments, and even homework. A disproportional amount of asian people are present in the school, as evidenced by the general feeling of "OMG we have an test tmrw that will rape us."

Also, this is used in the phrase "Webber Academy, school for the gifted." When someone does something in an unnecessarily hard (and stupid) way.

I thought we were supposed to write the essay today.

No, only the THESIS STATEMENT.

Oh.

Webber Academy, school for the gifted.

by hrz and lkw January 24, 2011

Notre Dame Academy Girls High School

a private, all-girls catholic high school in los angeles where the girls DON'T throw away their college funds and still receive an amazing education. everyone actually gets along. nda girls are beautiful, talented (one of the best drama departments in the country), and wear adorable uniforms. they're also like 10 times smarter than the marymount girls bc they actually LEARN in school. rival schools call it notre dyke because of the number of lesbians in the school, though a muchhh larger majority of the girls are straight.

-dude #1: hey dude #2, i heard that marymount girl stood u up
-dude #2: yeah im sad bro
-dude #1: my notre dame academy girls high school gf is gorgeous
-dude #2: so was my marymount gf...
-dude #1: ya but my nda gf is gorgeous AND smart
-dude #2: damn! introduce me to her friends!!

by thelasource September 21, 2009

The Episcopal Academy

Ok so The Episcopal Academy is a very preppy school but there are plenty of students that are not preppy and are "real". it is very main line but so is every other Inter AC School around. Haverford, Anges Irwin, and Baldwin try to call EA a partying preppy school full of nice cars and Main Line Moms, sorry to break it to them but they are too. but oh wait EA is better than them in so much other stuff such as sports. 2005's EA/Haverford/Agnes Irwin Day was great because i mean its not like Haverford or Irwins even had a chance. EA beat Haverford in every sport except for water polo and if anyone saw the football game haverford to a really hard beating that they deserved. And EA also crushed Irwins while they were wearing their bEAt tshirts and decorated their cars thinking that they can just join a tradition with out a porblem. well sorry to break it but no one will ever accept the fact that they join.

"is that an Irwins girl with that haverford kid"
"yeah neither of them can do any better than that"
"but The Episcopal Academy students can!"

by Haverford sucks dick April 19, 2006

Classical Academy

A school full of gay people who ran away from public school because they were all getting beat up.Examples include 30 second bro hugs and girly voices. However, Classical has an awesome academic program and awesome teachers. They're enemy school is maranatha and school colors are red, black, and silver. Our football team rocks!

Man that guys gay cause he goes to"Classical Academy"

by Nightingale is ijejdnejnfjerhn December 31, 2011

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003