Ashelen

Ashelen is the name of a female, who may have some of the following traits: Stunningly beautiful, funny, intelligent, and artistic. Her soul is likely to be as beautiful as her name.

"That girl is stunning who is she?'
"She is an ashelen"

by sinfulsaint February 5, 2010

Asshole Shots

A really bad shot, throw, or pass in a sporting event. A major brick.

Taylor, quit it with the asshole shots and serve the birdie!

by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

Greedy Asshole

See definition of "Greedy".
The Greedy Asshole is a person who as well as being greedy is also an asshole about things.

Bill: Would you like to split that last slice of cake?
Ted: More like i will just take the whole slice for myself imagine i split this slice with you? Ha Ha.
Bill: Wow you are a greedy asshole, Ted.

by Iamanasshole2 September 4, 2010

Ashleigh

The most amazing girl ever. The girl I want to marry

I'm going to marry Ashleigh.

by stubeard January 9, 2011

asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005

Asshole Quotient

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world

Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.

by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010