Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug. (adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.
Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"
Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
by jbob17 October 20, 2009
Get the Green Listedmug. R: Yo bro, what do you wanna do to Pierre?
M: It's a long story bro, I'ma put it in a nice Pierre List.
M: It's a long story bro, I'ma put it in a nice Pierre List.
by SoundingisFun November 23, 2021
Get the Pierre Listmug. All of the people on the list have collectivized to lie. AOC was on the list. That is why she voted to keep sending weapons to Israel. Because being on the list is MORE IMPORTANT to her than the things she claims to care about publicly. Jillian Michaels was on the list. Do not let these people get your kids murdered over nothing. That has ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME OF YOU.
Hym "AOC. On the list! Jillian Michaels? ON THE LIST! Ana Kasparian. On the list! Emma Vigeland! OOOOOOON THE LIST! They chose to play politics with you kids lives so they could do the plot of Get Out to me because keeping my as a gas station employee jeep me servile and to try to make a point about rape. I didn't rape anyone. Shut up about a rape I didn't commit. You don't have a say in what I think, say, or do. Charlie Kirk! On the list! All of these people knew who I was. They knew what was happening. They knew it would happen to other people. And I told them what was going to happen to YOUR KIDS. And they DID IT DELIBERATELY! TO ME! In the hopes that I would follow suite with the people to whom they AREN'T doing it and they could cover up their culpability. They are participating in a cover up to save their own careers. That's why Liam Payne jumped off a balcony. So AOC can take a 3 month vacation on the tax payer dime over the shutdown. So Emma and Jillian and Ana can continue to do their little podcasts and keep playing prettiest news girl. And there's more. FIND THE LIST. I have it by memory. I can give you a list of the people who are trying to cover this up."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
Get the On the listmug. by Fishtitties August 24, 2020
Get the Shit listmug. by Timmie Tam July 16, 2022
Get the fuck it listmug. When someone blatantly lie to your face and expect you to believe them despite everyone knowing they’re lying
Israel: there is no church in Gaza
Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them
Israel: no there’s not !
Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN
Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them
Israel: no there’s not !
Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN
by From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 December 22, 2023
Get the There is a listmug.