Baseball Turtle

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.

Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!

by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014

sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013

bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.

'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'

by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018

Wang turtle

A penis that has an abnormally tough outer skin. Also known as a chode.

"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."

later that night...

"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."

by Motta101 August 18, 2011

myrtle's turtle

A term used to describe a drunk man shitfaced off of moonshine with a puckered face, rosy cheeks and assless chaps who is about to pass out in an alley behind a hotel next to some dumpsters. He can neither stand nor sit so he squats until he gradually falls backward onto his ass in a rolling fashion teetering to and fro on his back before finally passing out (urban dictionary, 2017)

That kid looks like myrtle's turtle, careful, they bite

by Mr. Polo to you April 19, 2017