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Drunk or Kid

A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.
Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
by wildwasteland December 26, 2014
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Kid President

The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid
Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me
by Mindless_Parsnip October 15, 2020
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Orchestra Kids

New Kid: *Walks into school
"Hey, where are all the smart people?"
*Looks around and spots orchestra room*
"Ohhhhhh I finally found the orchestra kids!"

"So thats where all the smart people went!"
by ItsUnsaid September 18, 2022
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merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."
I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.
by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009
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Coochie Kid

This is a person who pulls all the girls. He is a pussy magnet
Caelan: '' BROOO yano Stephen Tries already got another girl !? ''
James: '' Yh he's a right Coochie Kid , save some girls for bro''
by Coochie Kid May 23, 2019
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pickup kid

a person who takes drugs and moves them to the appropriate place at the right time.
niggas used to call me the pickup kid- young jeezy brown paper bags
by trueshinjuku March 5, 2009
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Highlighter Kids

Usually young boys aged 6-11, who wear neon athletic clothing on a regular basis. The term "highlighter" developed because the eye-melting color of the clothing. Generally highlighter kids will be somewhat bratty and annoying, although this may be due to age. If a person above the age of 12 (or even 10) wore the clothing distinctive of this title for purposes other than exercising, they might want to rethink their fashion choices. If you or a loved one suffer from highlighter kid status, do not hesitate to give them a sincere chat.
Miranda: Why do those kids think wearing that stuff is cool? I mean come on.
Helen: *scoff* They're such highlighter kids.
by lemondrop260 April 13, 2022
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