Cuddle closure

You’ve moved on. You have a new boyfriend/girlfriend, but you miss your Ex and need one good last harmless goodbye. So you….CUDDLE. It is harmless….right?

I really wanted to have sex with my ex, but that would totally be cheating on my (boyfriend/girlfriend) so I settled and resorted to some good cuddle closure.

by That’s write April 25, 2023

Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 03, 2013

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015

Gypsy Cuddle

Sexual assault. Specifically rape.

Do you want a Gypsy cuddle?

by gypsylove67 September 19, 2011

Mouth Cuddle

To take your loved ones penis and cuddle it with your mouth in an act of felatio

"Come here Adam, I'm giving you a mouth cuddle for your birthday"

by Defo not cliff December 20, 2021

Three Cuddles Series

The number of suitable cuddle sessions a pair of people must go through before performing in other intimate proceedings. Cuddling increases the level of Oxytocin in the body, which helps you feel better connections. Cuddling also helps your immune system by decreasing tension and stress. Less stress; less heart disease. Cuddling can also lead to things becoming more erotic; however, it has been proven necessary to preform at least three acts of cuddling to create a lasting an strong bond with someone before entering the next stage of intimacy. Next stages of intimacy include, but are not limited to: oral sex, intercourse, or anal.

Happy Cuddles! ;)

"Meghan, you can't fuck the guy before completing the Three Cuddles Series!"

by Xena Sanaiya September 01, 2015

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 03, 2023