vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area

well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her

by penismen April 03, 2010

Cracker-Sexual

An African American male who finds overweight white women sexually desirable.

"Yo did to see tyrone? No man, you know that kids a Cracker-Sexual, hes probably slammin some fatty again"

by KindSir July 19, 2008

Fire cracker

Something to throw at people

Tom threw a fire cracker at me yesterday!

by SAVAGE 1624 December 19, 2016

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

by Never you mind July 26, 2003

cracker naggle

cracker naggle is defined as a person who doesn't understand a colored person's joke

Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.

Cracker naggle: huh?

That is a crackernaggle 💯^

by Blaqadomas February 11, 2017

Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.

"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"

by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017

Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 27, 2021