silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.

“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”

by T C Ellis May 22, 2025

Ho cannon

1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.

If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.

"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"

by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010

Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.

Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday

by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025

Ultraskidded Cannon

the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

by Ultraskidded Cannon!11?!?1?!?? June 17, 2021

hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016