Cannon

A pretty cool guy who does his best to do the right thing.

Person 1: Hey look it's Cannon again.
Person 2: He's pretty cool.

by 7438793479837 April 10, 2022

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.

"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."

by LastRealist August 29, 2023

zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”

by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019

Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.

Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.

by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022

cannon

Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.

Fire the cannon!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022