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Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker
When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.
by Driving January 1, 2022
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Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.
Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.
by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016
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wank squad

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.
Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know
by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014
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Revision Wank

When you're revising surface anatomy and you see boobs which causes you to go on porn and wank.
"I had to revise last night but it just led to a revision wank"
by superdude3435 May 11, 2010
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Salty wank

To relieve yourself with a wank after getting fucked in a game of league of legends or fifa

The welsh call it "jini ffernac"
"Fuck I just got my ass kicked in fut champs im gonna have a salty wank"
"I just got fucked in my lane im gonna have a salty wank"
by Corronica April 16, 2022
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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 18, 2010
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Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.
I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.
by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019
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