Someone who enjoys sucking dirty asshole with his red tongue and injecting his penis with steroids and fapping to midget porn.
by MrCrackers99 March 01, 2019
by A Very Samrt Guy October 05, 2020
by oddfuturewh0re April 14, 2020
Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.
Example:
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011
Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!
by Lewis. E August 21, 2023
A guy who is really and dumb and wants to get drunk and bang all them hoes from the back. He likes to get drunk and party. His favorite thing to do is stick his wiener in a clarinet. His hobby is watching porn on his Xbox while letting his dog lick peanut butter off his wee wee.
" Tyler ruddell is a weirdo"
by Royaltheft851 March 07, 2018
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