kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

sea kitten

The young of catsharks and longtail carpet sharks.

That catshark egg might have a sea kitten inside, just waiting to hatch.

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 15, 2022

Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.

Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!

by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010

senpai kitten whiskers

Means that your very cute with a big bottom and if someone ask you to call you this they usually want you someone who is a senpai kitten whiskers is very sexy and good in bed and freaky

She’s so senpai kitten whiskers

by dillpicklelikklewittle36 March 28, 2024

Kitten jojo

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.

I love you so much, my beloved Kitten jojo

from your bestfriend, noen

by kaitoslover June 1, 2022

Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

Kittens

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons

The cute kittens meowed and struggled to get out of my grasp

by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021