slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 08, 2017

happy bar

Where every body knows your name.... G $ .. S bia' and V !

Look who it is at the Happy Bar again..... Like thats a surprise... ;)

by Miss Mae January 11, 2008

Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.

"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"

by DublinJones December 04, 2009

Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 09, 2009

bar pig

A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.

Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol

Rosey odonnell
Whale
Hog
Fat chickopra

by mr 300zx October 09, 2013

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage September 19, 2008

bar-scarred

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.

"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."

by Weslynn July 04, 2009