pull out the uke

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.

Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."

by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023

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Pull a Neo

Rendering your vote useless in a multiple choice vote by selecting every answer. Often done to express that you like all options and can't decide.

"So, what option did you vote for?"
"All of them"
"Don't pull a Neo, your vote is useless now"

by Wickie_I August 22, 2022

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Pulling a susan

When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.

Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.

Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.

by Just_Jazz January 6, 2020

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Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

by MrsJake January 28, 2022

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Pulling A Ben

To endlessly chase Latina women and somehow get rejected each time.

Person 1: Hey dude, did Victoria want to go out with you
Person 2: Nah man, I'm pulling a Ben rn

by Islilpaki April 2, 2022

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Pull an oliver north

Asked to and then playing the scapegoat for someone elses problem or mistake. (Sometimes without reguard to to the consequences). This is not to be taken likely as the ramifications could be dire or legally destructive to your life.

This is a tough, normally noble thing.

For further reference please see oliver north and the iran-contra affair

"Your really gonna pull an oliver north and take the blame for his bad decision"

by Theamazinggeek February 27, 2018

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